disarms:

oh my god

[hoards the url dailyslayer]

i don’t even fucking know what slayer is. i played a shitload of runescape when it looked like that but i don’t remember that at all, no characters spoke. is it a membership thing??

 - slayslayslay
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kyaustin:

awkwardimbecile:

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OH MY /FUCKING/ GOD

golbees; "b-b-breaking bad?"

spacetwinks:

breaking bad writers room

"okay. no matter what we do, people seem to see walt as a good guy. what can we do to fix this"

"how about… walt threatens to eat a baby"

"and?"

"and he does it…"

"at a chuck e. cheese"

"during a child’s birthday"

months later, on a breaking bad fan forum

centaurfan5501 said: “can’t believe skyler wouldn’t let walt eat that baby during a birthday at the chuck e. cheese”

mustardhomecrafter said: “yeah what the fuck is her problem”

someone should make an android app that can load mspafa adventures off the mirror

ohcorny:

me: look at this oc i have their entire arc mapped out in my head from start to finish and all their relationships planned out it’s gonna be great

anybody else: whats their name

me:

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i’m probably reading this wrong but at the same time i woudn’t be surprised

for the first semester at least

my….college bill….is only 35 dollars…..?????